Thor Ragnarok casually glossed over the fact that the Hulk spent 2 years murdering people for sport
Asking “why are you depressed, life is so beautiful!” Is like asking “why do you have asthma, there’s so much air!”
rory:
I just woke up why y’all yellin
the b in ihob stands for burgers instead of Breakfast
im sorry what
If you raise your children, you spoil your grandkids. If you spoil your children, you raise your grandkids.
l0ve-in-idleness Asks:
This is pretty old but whatever lol: Whats the difference between a crappy bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, and the others a busty crustacean!
freshsaint Said:
The hardest part of being depressed is acting like you’re not.
Going to sharpen your pencil was the child version of taking a cigarette break.
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He is right they’re NOT LISTENING.
Here’s all the signs he had
…..and still not listening.
(via tatyanamorena)